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8-BIT

WELL I'VE JUST ABOUT MASTERED BATTLETOADS
AND I'VE GOT THE BEST SCORE ON OFF-ROAD
AND MY PHASER'S SET TO STUN MODE
AND MY DIARY IS IN BINARY CODE

AND I DRANK ALL MY ECTO-COOLER
BACK WHEN I WAS A PRE-SCHOOLER
GOT A REALLY COOL PURPLE RULER
FROM MY BIG BROTHER FERRIS BUELLER

8-BIT, WHAT A GREAT FUCKING DECADE
8-BIT, SPENT IT ALL AT THE ARCADE
8-BIT, I REMEMBER THE FIRST GRADE
8-BIT, WHAT A GREAT FUCKING DECADE

WELL I JUST BEAT DR. WILY
WITH RYU, KEN, BLANKA, AND CHUN-LI
GONNA WATCH THE NEVER-ENDING STORY
'CAUSE MY MOM BOUGHT SOME FRUIT ROLLUPS JUST FOR ME

CHORUS

DONKEY KONG JR. BIT MY HAND OFF
AND I LOOK LIKE BORIS KARLOFF
NIGHT-RIDING WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF
AND E.T. GAVE ME WHOOPING-COUGH

CHORUS

A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS

I COULDN'T GET OUT OF CHORUS
GOT A KICK TO THE GROIN FROM CHUCK NORRIS
GOT A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TORTOISE
AND I JUST BOUGHT SOME DRUGS FROM ZACK MORRIS

CHORUS

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from Wolfenschnitzeltron, released January 1, 2010

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Wolfenschnitzeltron Ardmore, Pennsylvania

Chased through the glittering neon streets of Germantown by Mecha-Dracula II, Castlevania-Tron stumbles upon the 1990 Tyco Hot Keyz keytar, thought lost for hundreds of years. Uniting with other likeminded youths, he forms Philadelphia's only Teutonic synth-rock group...WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON. ... more

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