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Burgertime
02:28
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BURGERTIME
SUPER-SIZED
EXTRA FRIES
TOY SURPRISE
MICKEY-D'S
ON MY KNEES
SAY PLEASE
FAST FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU THIS WE ALL KNOW
BUT SO GOSH DARN EASY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE GO
SO ENJOY YOUR FAST FOOD IT ISN'T A CRIME
EAT WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE RIGHT NOW IT'S BURGER TIME
BURGERTIME
BURGERTIME
BURGERTIME
HOLD THE PICKLES HOLD THE LETTUCE
SPECIAL ORDERS DON'T UPSET US
COMBO MEAL
WHAT A DEAL
GET REAL
DEEP FRIED
THEY LIED
MILLIONS DIED
CHORUS X2
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THEME TO WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
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YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP! (OF LOVE)
B2 WAS JUST A GAME TO YOU
D8 YOU DIDN'T HESITATE BUT
F4 I GUESS THIS MUST BE WAR
IT'S A DIRECT HIT
YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP OF LOVE
HIT BY A MISSILE WITH THE WINGS OF A DOVE
YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP OF LOVE
NOW I'M FULL OF RED PEGS
FUCK MILTON BRADLEY
B3 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BOARD ME
F1 TAKE MY BOOTY AND RUN, BUT
G9 I KNOW THAT I'LL GET MINE
IT'S A DIRECT HIT
CHORUS
F5 THIS SUBMARINE'S GONNA DIVE
G4 WON'T BOTHER YOU NO MORE, BUT
B1 JUST WHEN I THINK WE'RE DONE
IT'S A DIRECT HIT
CHORUS
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4. |
Dinosaur Party
04:23
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DINOSAUR PARTY
WELL I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
AND WHAT DID I SEE
A STEGOSAURUS CAME
A CHARGING AT ME, A-COME ON
WELL HE STOPPED JUST SHORT
OF TRAMPLING ME
I JUMPED THROUGH THE BUSHES
SO THAT I COULD SEE
WELL THEY HAD LOTS OF PIZZA
AND THEY HAD LOTS OF BEER
THEY LOOKED KINDA SCARY
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING TO FEAR
DINOSAURS DANCING
TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I JUST COULDN'T WAIT
TO GET UP ON THAT JAWN
COOL REPTILES, MAD STYLES, SHARP SMILES
DINOSAUR PARTY ALRIGHT
TASTY EATS, SLAMMIN' BEATS, REALLY SWEET
DINOSAUR PARTY TONIGHT
RED CARPET, DRIPPING SWEAT, DON'T FRET
DINOSAUR PARTY ALRIGHT
BODACIOUS, VERY GRACIOUS, QUITE SPACIOUS
DINOSAUR PARTY TONIGHT
WELL I GOT A DRINK
AND CUT A RUG
SAW A CUTE PTERODACTYL
THAT I KIND OF DUG
WE DANCED REAL CLOSE
TILL HER BOYFRIEND SAW
HE GRABBED MY TORSO
WITH HIS MASSIVE JAWS
HE SQUEEZED AND HE SQUEEZED
BUT HE WOULDN'T LET ME LOOSE
I SAID HEY HOMESLICE
CAN WE HAVE A TRUCE?
HE SAID "I'M A CRUNK DINO
"AND I DO WHAT I LIKE
"YOU'RE BANNED FROM MY PARTY
"SO GO TAKE A HIKE"
CHORUS
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE PREHISTORIC CHORUS
SHIT GETS ROWDY; IAN MALCOM SAYING "AUDI" IN HIS FORD TAURUS
WE'RE USED TO SEEING DINOS IN THE FORM OF BONES BELOW US
BUT NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN DRIVING DOWN THE STREET
WE SEE TYRANNOSAURUS
THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS
IT'S NO USE TO TRY AND FIGHT
CAUSE THOSE WHO WANNA STEP
GET EXTINCT LIKE TRILOBITES
SO PEACE OUT GOLDBLUM
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THEORY CHAOS
DINOSAURS BE COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD
WITHOUT A SÉANCE
FORGET THE MILITARY
AND FUCK THE GODDAMN COPS
CAUSE WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON ATTACKS
THREE-PRONGED JUST LIKE TRICERATOPS
THE KICK, SNARE, CRASH
GOT US THINKING THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT HUMANKIND WILL WIN THE BATTLE
THROUGH THE POWER OF DANCE
BUT WHAT'S THIS? IN THE DISTANCE
I HEAR A ROAR
SOUNDS LIKE A HUNGRY
AND PERSISTENT CARNIVORE
I'M THINKING THAT HE'S PROBABLY TRYING
TO SCORE A MEAL THAT'S HEARTY
BUT TO MY SURPRISE INSTEAD
I HEAR HIM SCREAMING DINO PARTY
EJECTED FROM THE PARTY I WALKED BACK HOME
BUT A DILAPHASAURUS HAD STARTED TO FOAM
I DODGED THE SPIT AND CLIMBED UP A TREE
WHAT A CRAPPY WAY TO END A DINO PARTY
CHORUS
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THE ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND LAZER-TAG LEAGUE
BOUGHT A LIGHT-GUN
PACKING HEAT
DROP THROUGH A MANHOLE
UNDER THE STREET
RATS ALL AROUND YOU
YOU ZAP'EM REAL GOOD
INITIATION
INTO THE BROTHERHOOD, OF
THE ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND LAZER-TAG LEAGUE
GO TO THE THREE HOUSE, THEY'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
THE SECRET PASSWORD IS "JUSTIN BAILEY"
IN THE ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND LAZER-TAG LEAGUE
SOMEONE HITS YOU
FALL TO THE GROUND
CAUGHT OFF GUARD
BY THE PIERCING SOUND
CHEST REFLECTOR
DETECTS THE LIGHT
YOU JUST LOST FIVE POINTS
BUT YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT
CHORUS
THEY SEALED THE MANHOLE COVER
WE WERE TRAPPED UNDERGROUND
IT TOOK TWENTY YEARS
BEFORE WE WERE FOUND
THE BLINDING LIGHT
OVERPOWERED OUR SENSES
WE COULD HARDLY SPEAK
FORGOT ALL OUR VERB TENSES
WE MET YOUR MAYORS
AND WE SHOOK THEIR HANDS
WE WENT TO YOUR CONCERTS
AND WE SAW ALL YOUR BANDS
BUT THEY ALL SUCK
SO BACK WE GO
THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY
WE MUST FORGO
CHORUS
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6. |
Ronald Raygun
02:52
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RONALD RAYGUN
HE CAME FROM BEYOND
THE BIG DIPPER
SOME FOLKS CALLED HIM
THE BIG GIPPER
THE PEOPLE GATHERED ROUND
SHOCK AND AWE
HE WENT INTO IRAN
LAID DOWN THE LAW
HE WAS THE NEO-CONSERVATIVE ZIGGY STARTDUST
FOR MOST OF THE 1980S
HE QUADRUPLED THE NATIONAL DEBT
BUT WAS STILL MUCH LOVED BY THE LADIES
RONALD RAYGUN, HE WAS AN ALIEN
RONALD RAYGUN, (LASER NOISE)
RONALD RAYGUN, A GREAT AMERICAN
RONALD RAYGUN, OUR PRESIDENT
HE WORE A BUSINESS SUIT
BUT HAD PINK HAIR
A NONDESCRIPT WHITE HOUSE
HIS SECRET LAIR
THE EVIL EMPIRE
THAT'S WHO HE FOUGHT
BORIS AND NATASHA
THAT'S ALL WE GOT
CHORUS
IN 1984
RE-ELECTED
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
WAS EXPECTED
BUT RONNIE SAVED US
HE TALKED TO RUSSIA
SO YOU CAN SAFELY SHOP
AT KING OF PRUSSIA
CHORUS
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7. |
Kindergarten Kocaine
03:26
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KINDERGARTEN KOCAINE
I'M A GERBER-GUZZLING BITCH
NOT FIVE YEARS OLD
MY NOSE IS KINDA ITCHY
BUT MY RHYMES IS PRETTY BOLD
I TRIED MARIJUANA
BUT IT WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
LIKE WEIRD AL SAID
"I JUST WANT THE WHITE STUFF"
WELL THERE'S A STRAW UP MY NOSE
AND A BARBIE IN MY HAND
MY PARENTS TRIED TO GROUND ME
BUT THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
THEY SAY IT'S JUST A PHASE
AND I'LL GROW OUT OF IT
BUT MEANWHILE I'M GONNA GET
FUCKED UP AS SHIT
KINDERGARTEN KOCAINE
MADE ME GO INSANE
KINDERGARTEN KOCAINE
IT WENT STRAIGHT TO MY BRAIN
SHOULD HAVE BEEN FRUIT-SNACKING
BUT I WAS NOSE-PACKING
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
AND TRICYCLE-JACKING
AND THE BERENSTAIN BEARS
ALL OVER MY UNDERWEARS
BUT I'M STILL SNORTING COCOA
UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS
WHEN I GET THE SHAKES
I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
THAT "WACKY DUST"
ALWAYS TREATS ME RIGHT
IT'S NAP-TIME AT THE CRACKHOUSE
WE'RE ALL PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
WAKE UP AND HAVE A JUICEBOX
AND THEN GO AND SNORT SOME MORE
CHORUS
IT'S KINDA
IT'S KINDA
IT'S KINDA
BUBBALICIOUS
WELL I WAS SNIFFING WHITE POWDER
AND EATING CLAM CHOWDER
DON'T THINK THE DRUM MACHINE
CAN GET ANY LOUDER
SMASH THE PIGGY BANK
WE'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH FOR ONE
YOU AIN'T A REAL MAN
WITHOUT A NOSEBLEED SON
CHORUS
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THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
I WAS THE LONE TEENWOLF IN THE PERSIAN GULF
THE HEAD OF MY PLATOON
UNTIL A SINGLE SILVER BULLET ALMOST GRAZED MY MULLET
WHILE I WAS HOWLING AT THE MOON
BUT THE GUYS JUST WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME
ABOUT THIS BRAND NEW BAND I'D HEARD
THE NAME OF THE BAND THAT I KEPT ON SINGING
WAS JUST A BIT TOO ABSURD, NOW
I'M THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLFENSCHNITZEL
I'M THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLFENSCHNITZEL
I'M THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLFENSCHNITZEL
I'M THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
A QUICK DISCHARGE AND A PLANE BACK HOME
I WAS ON THE STREETS OF PHILLY
I PLAYED A MP3 FOR SEAN AGNEW
BUT HE SAID "MAN THAT SHIT'S TOO SILLY"
A MANIC STREET PREACHER, A SKEEZY SEX-ED TEACHER
I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD
TO GET THE WORD OUT TO THE PEOPLE
THAT WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON WAS GOOD
CHORUS
THERE ARE 70 MILLION WOLF BANDS
IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON IS BAD
BUT AIDS WOLF IS DEFINITELY WORSE
IRONIC POPPED COLLARS
SLAMMIN' HIPHOP DOLLARS!
I HAD TO SELL DRUGS TO SURVIVE
BUT AFTER TEN YEARS I'D EARNED ENOUGH MONEY
TO SEE WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON LIVE
WELL LONG STORY SHORT THEY REALLY SUCKED
WHAT A BUMMER I KNOW
BUT THAT'S OK 'CAUSE I GOT A GAT
AND SHOT THEM AFTER THE SHOW, CAUSE
I'M THE BOY WHO KILLED WOLFENSCHNITZEL
I'M THE BOY WHO KILLED WOLFENSCHNITZEL
I'M THE BOY WHO KILLED WOLFENSCHNITZEL
I'M THE BOY WHO KILLED WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON
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9. |
Cellphone Conversation
02:20
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CELLPHONE CONVERSATION
WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW
OR DO YOU HAVE A FASHIONABLE HIP POUCH
WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET OFF THE COUCH
WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW
CAN IT TAKE PICTURES, BE USED AS A FLASHLIGHT?
WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW
CONNECTING YOUR PELVIS TO AN ORBITING SATELLITE
IT'S GOOD IN AN EMERGENCY
THE CORPSE IN THE TRUNK HAS STARTED TO SMELL
WELL IT'S GOOD IN AN EMERGENCY
AND THAT DINO BITE HAS STARTED TO SWELL
WELL IT'S GOOD IN AN EMERGENCY
I'M DIALING YOU FROM THE SEVENTH TIER OF HELL
WELL IT'S GOOD IN AN EMERGENCY
YOU CAN DRUNK-DIAL LASSIE IF YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A WELL
CELLPHONE CONVERSATION (I WANT ANOTHER)
CELLPHONE CONVERSATION (I NEED ANOTHER)
CELLPHONE CONVERSATION (BUT CAN YOU TELL ME)
DO YOU HOLD IT, OR DOES IT HOLD YOU?
WELL WE GOT ALONG FINE BEFORE
BUT I GUESS IT'S THE SAME WITH ALL INNOVATION
WELL WE GOT ALONG FINE BEFORE
A TELEPHONE BOOTH IN EVERY GAS STATION
WELL WE GOT ALONG FINE BEFORE
YOU COULD AVOID YOUR DISTANT RELATIONS
WELL WE GOT ALONG FINE BEFORE
THE FIRST PCS SERVICE IN THE NATION
CHORUS
(CONVERSATION BETWEEN STRUDEL-TRON
AND MICHAEL KASSLER-TRON)
CHORUS
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10. |
Time-Traveling Pyramid
02:33
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TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
IT APPEARED ONE NIGHT RIGHT UP IN THE SKY
BEAMED US ABOARD BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW WHY
THERE WAS MR. PEABODY AND MARTY MCFLY
AS THE DOOR SWUNG SHUT I STARTED TO CRY
MR. PEABODY SAID "SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAP
"'CAUSE THERE'S BEEN A BIG CHRONOLOGICAL MISHAP
"THE TIME CRYSTAL'S STOLEN AND I GOTTA ADMIT
"THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM'S IN REALLY DEEP SHIT"
SO WE ROCKETED BACK TO 5 BILLION B.C.
JUST IN TIME FOR A DINO PARTY
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY GOT REAL SICK
THE DINOS WERE DROPPIN' SO WE PEACED OUT QUICK
BACK TO THE FUTURE TO FIND BILL AND TED
BUT THE 12 MONKEYS GOT THEM, THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD
THE TERMINATOR SAID "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"
HE MIGHT BE RE-ELECTED BUT IT'S ONLY A RUMOUR, ON THE
TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
WE GOT SOME HOVERBOARDS
AND CRUISED ALL AROUND
BUT THE STUPID TIME CRYSTAL
JUST COULDN'T BE FOUND
WE REENTERED THE PYRAMID
TO A STRUGGLING SOUND
ALL THE OTHER CREWMATES
HAD BEEN GAGGED AND BOUND
MR. PEABODY WAS BEHIND IT ALL
BECAUSE THERE WAS THE TIME CRYSTAL UNDER HIS PAW
HE SAID "YOU PLAYED INTO MY PLANS, YOU STUPID FOOLS
"THE PAST IS RE-WRITTEN SO NOW DOGGIES RULE"
IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE
WE ALL AGREED
'CAUSE NOW NO ONE
WOULD CARE WHERE WE PEED, ON THE
TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
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11. |
8-Bit
02:02
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8-BIT
WELL I'VE JUST ABOUT MASTERED BATTLETOADS
AND I'VE GOT THE BEST SCORE ON OFF-ROAD
AND MY PHASER'S SET TO STUN MODE
AND MY DIARY IS IN BINARY CODE
AND I DRANK ALL MY ECTO-COOLER
BACK WHEN I WAS A PRE-SCHOOLER
GOT A REALLY COOL PURPLE RULER
FROM MY BIG BROTHER FERRIS BUELLER
8-BIT, WHAT A GREAT FUCKING DECADE
8-BIT, SPENT IT ALL AT THE ARCADE
8-BIT, I REMEMBER THE FIRST GRADE
8-BIT, WHAT A GREAT FUCKING DECADE
WELL I JUST BEAT DR. WILY
WITH RYU, KEN, BLANKA, AND CHUN-LI
GONNA WATCH THE NEVER-ENDING STORY
'CAUSE MY MOM BOUGHT SOME FRUIT ROLLUPS JUST FOR ME
CHORUS
DONKEY KONG JR. BIT MY HAND OFF
AND I LOOK LIKE BORIS KARLOFF
NIGHT-RIDING WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF
AND E.T. GAVE ME WHOOPING-COUGH
CHORUS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
A IS FOR APPLE; J IS FOR JACKS
I COULDN'T GET OUT OF CHORUS
GOT A KICK TO THE GROIN FROM CHUCK NORRIS
GOT A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TORTOISE
AND I JUST BOUGHT SOME DRUGS FROM ZACK MORRIS
CHORUS
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12. |
Going to the Zoo
03:32
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GOING TO THE ZOO
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
HOW ABOUT YOU
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
YOU CAN COME TOO
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
TO WATCH ALL THOSE MONKEYS
MASTURBATE
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
ZOO
ZOO
ZOO
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
FOR A PONY RIDE
OR MAYBE THE CAT HOUSE
I JUST CAN'T DECIDE
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
GOT MY FANNYPACK
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO
AND I AIN'T NEVER COMING BACK
CHORUS
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
CHORUS
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Wolfenschnitzeltron Ardmore, Pennsylvania
Chased through the glittering neon streets of Germantown by Mecha-Dracula II, Castlevania-Tron stumbles upon the 1990 Tyco Hot Keyz keytar, thought lost for hundreds of years. Uniting with other likeminded youths, he forms Philadelphia's only Teutonic synth-rock group...WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON. ... more
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