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Kindergarten Kocaine

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KINDERGARTEN KOCAINE

I'M A GERBER-GUZZLING BITCH
NOT FIVE YEARS OLD
MY NOSE IS KINDA ITCHY
BUT MY RHYMES IS PRETTY BOLD

I TRIED MARIJUANA
BUT IT WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
LIKE WEIRD AL SAID
"I JUST WANT THE WHITE STUFF"

WELL THERE'S A STRAW UP MY NOSE
AND A BARBIE IN MY HAND
MY PARENTS TRIED TO GROUND ME
BUT THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

THEY SAY IT'S JUST A PHASE
AND I'LL GROW OUT OF IT
BUT MEANWHILE I'M GONNA GET
FUCKED UP AS SHIT

KINDERGARTEN KOCAINE
MADE ME GO INSANE
KINDERGARTEN KOCAINE
IT WENT STRAIGHT TO MY BRAIN

SHOULD HAVE BEEN FRUIT-SNACKING
BUT I WAS NOSE-PACKING
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
AND TRICYCLE-JACKING

AND THE BERENSTAIN BEARS
ALL OVER MY UNDERWEARS
BUT I'M STILL SNORTING COCOA
UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS

WHEN I GET THE SHAKES
I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
THAT "WACKY DUST"
ALWAYS TREATS ME RIGHT

IT'S NAP-TIME AT THE CRACKHOUSE
WE'RE ALL PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
WAKE UP AND HAVE A JUICEBOX
AND THEN GO AND SNORT SOME MORE

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IT'S KINDA
IT'S KINDA
IT'S KINDA
BUBBALICIOUS

WELL I WAS SNIFFING WHITE POWDER
AND EATING CLAM CHOWDER
DON'T THINK THE DRUM MACHINE
CAN GET ANY LOUDER

SMASH THE PIGGY BANK
WE'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH FOR ONE
YOU AIN'T A REAL MAN
WITHOUT A NOSEBLEED SON

CHORUS

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from Wolfenschnitzeltron, released January 1, 2010

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Chased through the glittering neon streets of Germantown by Mecha-Dracula II, Castlevania-Tron stumbles upon the 1990 Tyco Hot Keyz keytar, thought lost for hundreds of years. Uniting with other likeminded youths, he forms Philadelphia's only Teutonic synth-rock group...WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON. ... more

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