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Time​-​Traveling Pyramid

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TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID

IT APPEARED ONE NIGHT RIGHT UP IN THE SKY
BEAMED US ABOARD BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW WHY
THERE WAS MR. PEABODY AND MARTY MCFLY
AS THE DOOR SWUNG SHUT I STARTED TO CRY

MR. PEABODY SAID "SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAP
"'CAUSE THERE'S BEEN A BIG CHRONOLOGICAL MISHAP
"THE TIME CRYSTAL'S STOLEN AND I GOTTA ADMIT
"THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM'S IN REALLY DEEP SHIT"

SO WE ROCKETED BACK TO 5 BILLION B.C.
JUST IN TIME FOR A DINO PARTY
BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY GOT REAL SICK
THE DINOS WERE DROPPIN' SO WE PEACED OUT QUICK

BACK TO THE FUTURE TO FIND BILL AND TED
BUT THE 12 MONKEYS GOT THEM, THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD
THE TERMINATOR SAID "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"
HE MIGHT BE RE-ELECTED BUT IT'S ONLY A RUMOUR, ON THE

TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID

WE GOT SOME HOVERBOARDS
AND CRUISED ALL AROUND
BUT THE STUPID TIME CRYSTAL
JUST COULDN'T BE FOUND

WE REENTERED THE PYRAMID
TO A STRUGGLING SOUND
ALL THE OTHER CREWMATES
HAD BEEN GAGGED AND BOUND

MR. PEABODY WAS BEHIND IT ALL
BECAUSE THERE WAS THE TIME CRYSTAL UNDER HIS PAW
HE SAID "YOU PLAYED INTO MY PLANS, YOU STUPID FOOLS
"THE PAST IS RE-WRITTEN SO NOW DOGGIES RULE"

IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE
WE ALL AGREED
'CAUSE NOW NO ONE
WOULD CARE WHERE WE PEED, ON THE

TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID
TIME-TRAVELING PYRAMID

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from Wolfenschnitzeltron, released January 1, 2010

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Chased through the glittering neon streets of Germantown by Mecha-Dracula II, Castlevania-Tron stumbles upon the 1990 Tyco Hot Keyz keytar, thought lost for hundreds of years. Uniting with other likeminded youths, he forms Philadelphia's only Teutonic synth-rock group...WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON. ... more

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