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Dinosaur Party

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FEATURING MC. TRILOBYTE

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DINOSAUR PARTY

WELL I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
AND WHAT DID I SEE
A STEGOSAURUS CAME
A CHARGING AT ME, A-COME ON

WELL HE STOPPED JUST SHORT
OF TRAMPLING ME
I JUMPED THROUGH THE BUSHES
SO THAT I COULD SEE

WELL THEY HAD LOTS OF PIZZA
AND THEY HAD LOTS OF BEER
THEY LOOKED KINDA SCARY
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING TO FEAR

DINOSAURS DANCING
TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN
I JUST COULDN'T WAIT
TO GET UP ON THAT JAWN

COOL REPTILES, MAD STYLES, SHARP SMILES
DINOSAUR PARTY ALRIGHT
TASTY EATS, SLAMMIN' BEATS, REALLY SWEET
DINOSAUR PARTY TONIGHT
RED CARPET, DRIPPING SWEAT, DON'T FRET
DINOSAUR PARTY ALRIGHT
BODACIOUS, VERY GRACIOUS, QUITE SPACIOUS
DINOSAUR PARTY TONIGHT

WELL I GOT A DRINK
AND CUT A RUG
SAW A CUTE PTERODACTYL
THAT I KIND OF DUG

WE DANCED REAL CLOSE
TILL HER BOYFRIEND SAW
HE GRABBED MY TORSO
WITH HIS MASSIVE JAWS

HE SQUEEZED AND HE SQUEEZED
BUT HE WOULDN'T LET ME LOOSE
I SAID HEY HOMESLICE
CAN WE HAVE A TRUCE?

HE SAID "I'M A CRUNK DINO
"AND I DO WHAT I LIKE
"YOU'RE BANNED FROM MY PARTY
"SO GO TAKE A HIKE"

CHORUS

OH SHIT HERE COMES THE PREHISTORIC CHORUS
SHIT GETS ROWDY; IAN MALCOM SAYING "AUDI" IN HIS FORD TAURUS
WE'RE USED TO SEEING DINOS IN THE FORM OF BONES BELOW US
BUT NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN DRIVING DOWN THE STREET
WE SEE TYRANNOSAURUS

THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS
IT'S NO USE TO TRY AND FIGHT
CAUSE THOSE WHO WANNA STEP
GET EXTINCT LIKE TRILOBITES

SO PEACE OUT GOLDBLUM
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THEORY CHAOS
DINOSAURS BE COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD
WITHOUT A SÉANCE

FORGET THE MILITARY
AND FUCK THE GODDAMN COPS
CAUSE WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON ATTACKS
THREE-PRONGED JUST LIKE TRICERATOPS

THE KICK, SNARE, CRASH
GOT US THINKING THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT HUMANKIND WILL WIN THE BATTLE
THROUGH THE POWER OF DANCE

BUT WHAT'S THIS? IN THE DISTANCE
I HEAR A ROAR
SOUNDS LIKE A HUNGRY
AND PERSISTENT CARNIVORE

I'M THINKING THAT HE'S PROBABLY TRYING
TO SCORE A MEAL THAT'S HEARTY
BUT TO MY SURPRISE INSTEAD
I HEAR HIM SCREAMING DINO PARTY

EJECTED FROM THE PARTY I WALKED BACK HOME
BUT A DILAPHASAURUS HAD STARTED TO FOAM
I DODGED THE SPIT AND CLIMBED UP A TREE
WHAT A CRAPPY WAY TO END A DINO PARTY

CHORUS

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from Wolfenschnitzeltron, released January 1, 2010

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Chased through the glittering neon streets of Germantown by Mecha-Dracula II, Castlevania-Tron stumbles upon the 1990 Tyco Hot Keyz keytar, thought lost for hundreds of years. Uniting with other likeminded youths, he forms Philadelphia's only Teutonic synth-rock group...WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON. ... more

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