The Illegal Underground Lazer-Tag League

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THE ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND LAZER-TAG LEAGUE

BOUGHT A LIGHT-GUN
PACKING HEAT
DROP THROUGH A MANHOLE
UNDER THE STREET

RATS ALL AROUND YOU
YOU ZAP'EM REAL GOOD
INITIATION
INTO THE BROTHERHOOD, OF

THE ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND LAZER-TAG LEAGUE
GO TO THE THREE HOUSE, THEY'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
THE SECRET PASSWORD IS "JUSTIN BAILEY"
IN THE ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND LAZER-TAG LEAGUE

SOMEONE HITS YOU
FALL TO THE GROUND
CAUGHT OFF GUARD
BY THE PIERCING SOUND

CHEST REFLECTOR
DETECTS THE LIGHT
YOU JUST LOST FIVE POINTS
BUT YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT

CHORUS

THEY SEALED THE MANHOLE COVER
WE WERE TRAPPED UNDERGROUND
IT TOOK TWENTY YEARS
BEFORE WE WERE FOUND

THE BLINDING LIGHT
OVERPOWERED OUR SENSES
WE COULD HARDLY SPEAK
FORGOT ALL OUR VERB TENSES

WE MET YOUR MAYORS
AND WE SHOOK THEIR HANDS
WE WENT TO YOUR CONCERTS
AND WE SAW ALL YOUR BANDS

BUT THEY ALL SUCK
SO BACK WE GO
THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY
WE MUST FORGO

CHORUS

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from Wolfenschnitzeltron, released January 1, 2010

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Wolfenschnitzeltron Ardmore, Pennsylvania

Chased through the glittering neon streets of Germantown by Mecha-Dracula II, Castlevania-Tron stumbles upon the 1990 Tyco Hot Keyz keytar, thought lost for hundreds of years. Uniting with other likeminded youths, he forms Philadelphia's only Teutonic synth-rock group...WOLFENSCHNITZELTRON. ... more

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